There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics-Mark Twain.

Months ago Toyota automaker's president Akio Toyoda testified before the U.S. Congress about safety lapses in the over 2.3 million Toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals and 5.4 million with defective floor mats. As many as 2 million vehicles could have both issues and now in 2010 they received top pick safety awards from IIHS?!?. Check this load of bullshit for yourself or just click the link as you sign into your yahoo account http://www.toyota.com/safety/?siteid=safetyHP_Yahoo_Safety_Star_Safety_Expandable
I cant wait for BP's is award for being the most environmentally safe corporation from environmental regulators.

WHAT THE F*#K IS THAT!?!

NEW YORK IS ON FIRE!!! So here's a fun filled summer game we like to call "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!", for all you out there. Whether your bored at work or your sitting in front of a dusty ass plastic fan trying to stay away from this heat, answers will be posted next week so feel free to comment on "WHAT THE F*#K" you think it is....

Aaaahhh fresh ocean blue Coney Island water?

There is even more pics just click older posts....

Plastic Bag?

MMMmmmmm sandy ass Churro from the beach?

Is it an eggplant from the fruit and vegetable stand? or is it that girl you were sweating with them tight ass purple spandex?...

Joey C.I._ East Village

Renaming Brooklyn!?!

WAIT/BAR STAFF (SOUTH BROOKLYN)

^{As I'm looking for a part-time gig as a waiter I bump into one the newest phenomenons sweeping our borough; Borough Re-naming. When did our Coney Island turn into South Brooklyn?. Ever since those new looking people started showing up in your neighborhood, thats when. As the cost of rent rises and the profit of those causing rent to rise; we have those ambitious "go-getters" renaming the shitholes that we call neighborhoods. Sunset Park is now the South Slope, Coney Island is now South Brooklyn, Dumbo was just once some dude saying it was the area "down under the Manhattan Bridge " but for marketing purposes we refer to it as DUMBO (True Story) and the best yet, Harlem is no longer Harlem but is being refered to only as Upper Manhattan. I don't think C'amron or P Diddy are going to be to happy with that one.....}

Summer Fashion

And the new "in" look for the summer is the "I have the swine-flu". I can't wait for all you trendy hipsters out there to pick up on this fashion "Do"...

BP Image Makeover with Disney

In an attempt to change their image among the young demographic (future car owners), BP has enlisted Donald Duck as their new spokesperson. Donald has been attempted to be reached for comment but unfortunately he had to have his feathers bleached for a Duck Tales reunion. His publicist assured us he is 100% and the oil was not toxic or harmful in any way.

Service Changes

Broadway-Lafayette.

Big P_ssys

Off of Broadway and Lafayette at a nearby BP gas station someone stood up to the oil giant by tossing what seems to be black paint all across the gas stations sign. Also recently a number of neighborhood gas stations have been closing due to people protesting the oil devil due to there huge oil spill off the Gulf Coast; the biggest in U.S. history as 210,000 gallons of oil pour into our water a day. Thanks BP!, cant wait to bail you out.

A Small Weiner

Yes, Midgets/Small People/Dwarfs whatever you call them now at days can work at a hog dog stand you idiot. The epitome of cheap labor this small man only has to work for less the minimum wage being he's half a South American. At least I know now what happen to all the milk carts I used to see around.....

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